Random thoughts

• All other things being equal, most women prefer a man who eats Asian food with chopsticks rather than silverware. • The main differences between cheap and business-class hotels are the towels and the number of smokers outside at any given moment. • And you never have run out of toilet paper in nicer hotels. • Why do women call really masculine, muscular, often hairy guys “cute?” Bunnies, babies, funny animals, feminine women: cute. Men? • If you see a movie based on a book you liked, you will likely enjoy the movie for 0 minutes, as most adaptations are fair at best. If you see the movie first, you might enjoy it - at least a little for at least a while - and the book will be just as good either way. So, the second method increases the overall percentage of pleasant time you spend alive. • When you flip through the channels and miss the title of the movie, but Nicholas Cage’s name comes up on the credits, it’s pretty safe to keep surfing. • I look so good naked, when I get out of the shower even my bath towels get wet.